Sorry. No time for writing today, I’m currently moving out of my ghetto flat to pastures new. If I could never move again I’d be the happiest man in the world, but I don’t have any say on the matter. Here are some things I thought about earlier that I would rather do instead of making myself feel all tired from lifting heavy boxes.
1. Clear up after old people all day.
2. Be smothered by a fatso!
3. Receive a spanking from Ronny Rocket.
4. Changing this baby’s nappy.
5. Spending the day at the airport
6. Overdosing on ecstacy with Shabaz.
7. Juggling with the stinky hippy!
8. Eat this fish