Massive cocks! (this isn’t spam).

Sorry…facebook’s fault again – blame them for squeezing the life out of blog sites. It’s just so quick and easy on there, you know? Well, I’m not going to say happy new year again – just because I feel now, on the 10th January, we are far enough in 2012 to not feel obligated to say this. You don’t say Happy Birthday 12 days after someone’s actual date of birth now, do you?
Ok…what’s news? Not much here. Whomp issue 1 flew out of the door quicker than a rat up a drain pipe. But fear not, there are some copies left – just click here to purchase one. It’s amazing. It’s fucking amazing in fact. Buy one. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Some of you older followers will notice the absence of Junk Mailing the Junk Mailer; well, it’s not dead. We’re hoping it will come back – in fact, just today I dipped into my spam box to see what delights awaited. The following titles really caught my eye;
  • Nothing beats a huge stick
  • Americans proud to grown an extra inch
  • Progress from love guru to sex magnet
  • You know she loves it when she wants it every night after your size got bigger.
  • Be the Pied Piper of chicks
  • Give her more of your love rod
  • Jamie Lynn is a bigger slut than Britney
 Anyway, gotta go РI left my T.V out in the rain again.
P.S. Here’s a photo of Andy Fordham throwing an arrow.

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