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From: Clement Warwick <deacon_clement@yahoo.com>
To:
Date:19 February 2011 21:56
Subject: Please read and pray…
Dearest in Christ,
May the Lord’s favor and peace be multiplied to you? See Numbers 6:24-26; 2 Peter 1:2. The word of God also says,”They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their Strength,they shall mount up with wings as eagles: They shall run, and not be weary, and they shall walk, and not faint Isaiah 40:31.. It is a privilege to share this great testimony with you,to the glory of God. I am Deacon Clement Warwick,Happily married to my wife and children. During a Prayer and fasting session in our church I asked God Almighty to direct me to an honest person that will Use this Fund righteously to reach the needy, the less Privilege and lost souls.For the word of God says,”What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole? World, and loss his soul”. The bible also says, “The Blessing of God comes supernaturally and it is through Divine favor”. The amount involved,is $6.5m US dollar (SIX Million, five hundred USdollars) was acquired when I was in the world. I gave my life to God Almighty after My predicaments in the world and God really touched my Life and God instructed me to invest the fund on His Kingdom. Then,after that,I packaged and sealed the Fund in a consignment box and deposited it under the Custody of a Security Company. But, I registered the consignment as photographic Papers; this is to avoid diversification of the fund. As soon as I hear from you, I will give you the hole Informations regarding the security company for you to Contact them, to know how you are going to receive the Consignment and invest the fund on the things that will glorify the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for His Wonderful deeds in my life. Beloved, I will like you to immediately send me your Particulars, full Names,full address,direct Telephone and fax numbers to enable me procure the Necessary documents that I will send to you, making you the sole beneficiary of the fund. As soon as I receive your particulars,I will start up the Procurement of the paper work. Be in formed that as soon as this fund is in your Possession, I shall join you in your country to see how the fund will be use for the things that will Glorify God and to give thanks to God.
Jesus Loves,
Deacon Clement Warwick.

 

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from     ben selway <whompmag@gmail.com>
to: deacon.clement@yahoo.com
date: 27 February 2011 17:53
subject Re: Please read and pray…
Wait, why are you are happily married to your wife AND children? Sounds like something is rotten in Denmark! Just what secrets are you hiding? Do you tug at your penis furiously while all the choir boys practice their singing? Pervert! Actually, I’m kidding Clem and I would like to tell you that I am very interested in every single one of those 6.5 million dollars you speak of – I have my M.O.T and car tax to pay next week, so you’re timing is perfect. Before I dash though, tell me, if somebody  took cocaine and paid for the services of three ladies of the night – then kindly asked them to hide fruit, bottles and other household objects in each others’ tuppences, would that person go to hell? – Selway

 

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From: Deacon Clement <deacon.clement@yahoo.com>
To: ben@whompmag.com
Date: 27 February 2011 22:38
Subject Not all are good
Dear Beloved Selway,
Heavenly greetings, thank you for your response and your kind words. I am doing what I am doing because I was asked to do it by my God. And which was very necessary at this point of my life. It will be my greatest joy to see this fund move out of here and into the hand of an honest person who will use the fund for the things that will glorify. And I strongly believe that my God doses not make mistake and that by leading and directing me to you was his purpose and will. Among every other contact that I came across I choose you and prayed and festered to God for his intervention into my decision which I believe that it is the Lord purpose and will, which i believe that it is only God can save.  I do not look at visible things that are temporal, but I keep my eyes on God, the Author and Perfecta of my Faith. I walk by Faith and not by Sight. I refuse to walk in unbelief because I have come to the Right place where God operates in my life in spite of my prevailing Situations. I constantly gaze at the World and refuse to be distracted for As I continue to look, am being transformed to the Image of God. I thank God for calling me to serve this purpose (Donation) for kingdom investment.  My beloved In Christ, this donation is a manifestation of the promise of God Almighty “The expectations of the righteous shall not be cut short”. Therefore, the offer is now placed before you only because of Your Faith. I pray the Good Lord to open your heart to see the revelations of his Word; let your spirit reveal the many hidden treasures and benefits of This donation to humanity.  Before I gave my life to Christ, I’do worked under the dispensation of the ousted regime; during that period, I was involved in the sales of diamonds and military hardware but because of the condition and circumstance at which the Lord saved my life, I decided to relinquish myself of the money to the service of the Lord.  As mentioned in my last correspondence, the consignment which contains the fund – cash is presently in the security vault of the holding security company.  What is required of you to lay claims to it, are your personal information e.g. full names, physical address, telephone and fax numbers respectively.The above informations you send to me is what i will used to make up all the relevant documents at the Federal High Court of Justice that will give you the legal right as the bona-fide beneficiary of the consignment.

Again, i will be more than happy to hear from you as regards the charity project that you will embark on that will last all years through as it will be my greatest pressure to win souls for Christ and expending his kingdom on Earth through. I will also need your promise that you will do all your best to receive this funds.

Awaiting your utmost response.


Remain blessed.


Deacon Clement  Warwick.

 

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From: ben selway <whompmag@gmail.com>
To: Deacon Clement <deacon.clement@yahoo.com>
Date: 28 February 2011 11:22
subject Re: Not all are good
While the subject of God and damnation is still very much at the forefront of my mind, do you happen to know if HE would frown upon any of the following acts; petty theft, a family cat being swung around by its tail, racy thoughts in church, fornication before marriage, music piracy, buying stolen goods and the consumption of narcotics? I suppose if HE is our creator and is all knowing, I guess HE probably know about all of these forbidden acts anyway! So, if this is the case, would I be right if I said HE would also know if some is feeling remorseful as well?
Whatevs, shall we talk about money now?
You asked, so here’s my address is
Superdrug
13 Boscawen St
Truro, Cornwall,
TR1 2QU.
UK
My telephone number is: 01872 241611
I do not have a fax machine.
Can I just say thanks Clem, I really need this right now. If you hadn’t showed up I’d be working the local alleyway again on Friday and Saturday night, sucking drunken revellers’ cocks for cash!
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Selway

 

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