Have a vlery, vlery bagus weekend

I’ve just watched a video about surf boarding in Indonesia, so the following post must be read out loud in an Indonesian accent. If you do not know what an Indonesian accent sounds like, you should watch this clip.

Today is so vlery beautiful day but so cold! Is too cold for me and for fun times on surf and skate board. I like hot weather and at night time when it is sweat and I can lie naked on my bed with only fan for cold air! When I am hot I go horny and want to have the jigi jig with sexy girl in the street, or maybe if lucky 3 or 4! I like having quick shower after because clean and fresh smelling is bagus. Now it is a weekend and this night I go in the home and no party – just quiet time for me. Tomorrow evening is vlery different because I go with my flends to celebrate new engagement and baby arrival and I drink many alcohols with many visits to the toilet. I don’t want be sick on Sunday I have big day for working and Magazine Whomp no write him self. Then Monday my flends maybe want watch football with me – go Chelsea! Go Chelsea! Go Chelsea! Frankie Lampard! Frank Lampard! Frank Lampard! He is bagus sekali! And Didier Drogba, big black man and good footballing player. Favourite player for me is John Terry, he is the strongest man of the football Premiership, angry and for the England is a big lion with strong banana! You just keep reading this shit, dontcha?